Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I love sheep.

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

    -- Kristen, age 10

    by Cotton Candy Clouds
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  • I woke up naked on the bed and there is a cute guy beside me. Oh Crap! What's his name?!

    by Seph
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  • I was thinking...
    are you stupid or just a moron.......

    by haneen
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  • Oh, that's sweet. Her boyfriend gave her dozen roses. Wait! I had sex with him. Ew!

    by Seph
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  • "If I could rearange the alphabet i would put u & i together!!"

    by Jackie
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  • -Two guys are in a jail cell together-

    guy on bottom bunk says, "So are you gonna rape me tonight?"
    guy on top bunk says, "I have a headache!"
    guy on bottom bunk says, *sighs* "Fine!"

    by Rissa
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  • Guess what? Guess who? Guess where? Peek-A-Boo...Thats me and I love you!

    by XxFeelingsx4xYouxX
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  • Friend: do you actually like her?
    girl: -interupting- no, don't ask him!
    boy: honestly? yeah, i do. i can't stop thinking about her, and some nights she makes it hard to get to sleep.

    by LC XxLoveIsSuiCidexX
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  • Fat people are hard to kidnap

    by 2die4
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