Zippy and bungle went to the jungle to have sum marvelous fun but zippy got silly zipped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum !

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Im young free and single i just want to mingle with you baby

This Faery is high on angel dust****

My boyfriend felt emasculated when I made him buy me tampons...it only got worse when his friends saw him and he has yet to live it down

The blacker the bigger.

lol.
sorry

HI

No matter what, I'll wait right here for you forever...

Pssh, I'm out!

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
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