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Lol this dude wrote this on this other dudes shirt at skool its pretty funny i think thats wat it said...

U thought u would get som
cuz u thought u was cool
but in the end u tried 2 bang me
n didnt kno wat 2 do

The reason guys have holes in there d**ks is so they can get oxygen to their brains.

Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

either way your geting screwed

i dont know if this is mine or not
but i love is ohh soo much !!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up and show me how much you like me.

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

I can make you scream, how I make you scream is up to whether I like you or not

Every night before I go to sleep I see those bedroom eyes...gorgeous body, to-die-for face and then I say to myself:

"I really need to take that mirror off of my ceiling!"

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Practise safe eating- always use condiments!!!!