Hickory dicory dock,
your girl was on my c o c k,
selling her a s s and doin it fast,
cause i got that a s s on lock.

My cousin said it to his friend.

Ther aint an I in s-l-u-t but there is a U

Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie.

A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is GOING SOMEWHERE

I need you like a nerd needs porn

I love him oh yes i do
hes for me and not for you
if by chance you take my place
ill take my fist
and hit your face

...{Well they say that love is a bolt from the blue..but was is a bolt, but a glorified screw?}...

Oh, look! Just 2 852 677 days until i start caring what you think!

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Roses are red
violets are blue
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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i wana slap the $#%t
out of you