To put it nicely, i hope you choke

Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...STILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN??

Oh, look! Just 2 852 677 days until i start caring what you think!

What would u do if i got shot

would u run to me with some pot

to make the pain go away?

or would u run the other way

because it turns out u were gay

One who uses her beauty to get what she wants, but does doesn't think she's beautiful. That's deep.

Sexy is what u call her when u want sex,
Hot is what u call her when u want to be freinds
but beautiful is what u call her when u want to make her smile

You'll find most women look up to their men
But only because their normally taller

I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!

Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in!