If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over

[[based on actual events]]
girl: oh snap. i gotta fart.
friend: i think i'm gonna walk away now...
girl: noo wait. you have to listen and tell me what you think it smells like.

I can make you scream, how I make you scream is up to whether I like you or not

Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

U thought u would get som
cuz u thought u was cool
but in the end u tried 2 bang me
n didnt kno wat 2 do

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarmgoes of

Husband: hey hunni did u miss me?

wife: with every bullet so far

I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!

... They say a little hard work won't kill you...
but i don't want to risk it...

I either get what I want or I change my mind