Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

either way your geting screwed

i dont know if this is mine or not
but i love is ohh soo much !!!

I don't want your boyfriend.
no one wants your boyfriend.
that's why he's with Y0U.

I'm not one of those
girls you can play with.
If you want one, then
go and buy a
Barbie!!!!!

If cows can laugh, would milk come out of there nose?

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!!

Who put an "s" in the word lisp?

Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader
on your ass and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.

To put it nicely, i hope you choke

When I say I love you, I either do, or you're dreaming.