He broke your heart shattered it like glass when he comes back say honey kiss my ass

Boy:whose the boy i saw you making out with last night?

girl: what time was it?

I only get PMS on the days that end with "y"

Bridie Bridie in the sky,
Why you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar
Tastes like Sap
OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP
=D

The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper ;)

Humpty dumpty fuc.ked a who.re, Humpty dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, bent the b.itch over and fuc.ked her again.

He said...

Why do u wear a bra if you have nothing to put in it?

She said...

You wear pants dont you?

Why R u undressing me wit ur eyes

Soccer players are hot
Because we can do 11 different possitions in 90 minutes with out time outs.....

"Love is the slowest form of suicide."