You were a born leader,

You always lead ME on..

You should put a condom on your head,
because if you're going to act like a penis,
you should have no problem dressing like one

Guys don't have a 'time of the month'
What's their excuse for being jerks?

How do you know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cu m s only once, calls you a h oe, and leaves while you're asleep.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit may seperate them,
but they always come back together!!

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

You and I are great friends, you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge.....I'm gonna miss you dumb ass"

LOL ......

When a girl says nothing's wrong -
somethings wrong
when a girl says something's wrong -
everythings wrong
when a girl says everything's wrong-
slowly, walk away!

I wish your name was homework.
Because then you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk right now.