Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Him: I think I could make you very happy...

    Her: Oh, your leaving?

    by ღ♥eLiZaBeThღ♥
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  • How to please a woman?

    Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

    How to please a man?

    Show up naked, bring beer.

    by ataraxia
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  • If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!

    by Stephanie
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  • *Girl says to Ex Boyfriend*

    Girl: Let's play a game of questions.
    Boy:OK
    Girl: What would u do if Ur X was going with 1 of your cuzzins.
    Boy: I wouldnt care
    Girl: Ok good. Can I have his phone number?

    *I actually said that. LOL*

    by MiSZ ALAiNA
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  • Friends are like butt cheeks,
    shit may seperate them,
    but they always come back together!!

    by Stephanie
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  • Yeah i'm a b@#%h
    just not yours.

    by Kaylah Petrie
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  • You were a born leader,

    You always lead ME on..

    by Chelsey
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  • My friends are all so protective of me [about sex], it's like one big condom.

    by William
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  • *Why are girls so naive? He didnt unbutton your blouse for a better view of your heart*

    by Rachel
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  • Life with men is like a deck of cards:
    You need a heart to love them,
    A diamond to marry them,
    a club to beat them,
    and a spade to bury the bastards.

    by EmylnThorn
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