I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

:)

When I yawn it's not because I'm tired of you I'm exhausted from my heart beating to fast.

*written by: Chandra Jones*

Hi. You'll do.
=]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?
Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky
Silly Jill, forgot her pill
And out popped little Frankie!

A woman once said to me that a man is like a deck of playing cards: you need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash is
f u c k i n g head in, and a spade to bury the bastard

If you never want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you or....I want to have children!"

If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
:)

I only get PMS on the days that end with "y"

"Love is the slowest form of suicide."

In every realtionship there is a price to be paid.. But it is your choice between check,cash,debit or credit.. i would go with cash and get done with that shit fast..