Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Now why is it when a guy hangs out with all girls he is considered gay but when he hangs out with all guys he is considered straight

    by Vanya
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  • If you truly love them, Let them go.
    Or cripple them so they can't leave.

    by Hannah Emellia
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  • Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

    by Chemically Corrupted
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  • You should put a condom on your head,
    because if you're going to act like a penis,
    you should have no problem dressing like one

    by Haylee
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  • Guys don't have a 'time of the month'
    What's their excuse for being jerks?

    by Michelle
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  • A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

    by Amanda Ghosties
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  • Friends will comfort you when you get dumped, Best Friends will run right up to him and yell "ITS CAUSE YOUR GAY ISNT IT??!"

    by Ashley
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  • Wise man once said "i don't knoww ask a woman"

    by sammie
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  • When a girl says nothing's wrong -
    somethings wrong
    when a girl says something's wrong -
    everythings wrong
    when a girl says everything's wrong-
    slowly, walk away!

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • A flight attendant was checking tickets.
    As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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