Bridie Bridie in the sky,
Why you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar
Tastes like Sap
OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP
=D

Hi. You'll do.
=]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

When I yawn it's not because I'm tired of you I'm exhausted from my heart beating to fast.

*written by: Chandra Jones*

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

*Girl says to Ex Boyfriend*

Girl: Let's play a game of questions.
Boy:OK
Girl: What would u do if Ur X was going with 1 of your cuzzins.
Boy: I wouldnt care
Girl: Ok good. Can I have his phone number?

*I actually said that. LOL*

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, &the middle one's for you :]

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Boy:whose the boy i saw you making out with last night?

girl: what time was it?

Did you know that chocolate releases a drug in your brain that makes you feel like you do when your in love? SO F**K BOYS, I GOTTA KIT-KAT!!