Did you know that chocolate releases a drug in your brain that makes you feel like you do when your in love? SO F**K BOYS, I GOTTA KIT-KAT!!

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

In every realtionship there is a price to be paid.. But it is your choice between check,cash,debit or credit.. i would go with cash and get done with that shit fast..

~Secret Adimirer: a stalker with stationary~

If you actually had a life ;
you'd stop talking about mine.

Men are like lamps...
They aren't very bright...
And it doesn't take much to turn them on...

A Womans Heart Is Like A Pack Of Cards

A Heart To Love Him

A Diamond To Marry Him

A Club To Hit Him Over The Head

And A Spade To Burry The Git

Husband: I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time
wife: oh yea? Your cock is bigger than your brother's.

When you break up, it's ok, just----- tell everyone he's gay and date his best friend----you'll live.

Hi. You'll do.
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