Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • "I Love Him,
    Oh Yes I Do,
    He's For Me Not For You,
    If By Chance You Take My Place,
    I'll Take My Fist & Smash Your Face!"

    by Roula
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  • You can fall from the sky
    you can fall from the tree
    but the best way too fall
    is in love wit me

    by Cookie
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  • think you should put a condom over your head.
    if you're gonna act like a dlck..
    ..you might as well dress like one to.

    by AShley
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  • Change is enevitable.....except from a vending machine!!

    by Krispie
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  • Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND.

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  • PHAT FARM SHOES- 99$

    ECKO HODDY-69$

    GOLD CHAIN-49$

    THE TIME THAT IT TAKES TO REALIZE YOUR WHITE-PRICELESS

    by suzie
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  • I Don't Have A Boyfriend....But I Know A Guy That Would Get Mad At Me For Saying That

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  • I can make you scream, how I make you scream is up to whether I like you or not

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  • He says: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not like you

    i say: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and guess what??? so ARE YOU!!!

    by didi
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  • A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again!

    by ItGirl
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