Life with men is like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them,
A diamond to marry them,
a club to beat them,
and a spade to bury the bastards.

*Why are girls so naive? He didnt unbutton your blouse for a better view of your heart*

I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

:)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?
Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky
Silly Jill, forgot her pill
And out popped little Frankie!

When i Started Flirtin With The Hustle ; Failure Became My Ex.
Now Im Engaged To The Game
And Married To Success !

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me..........with his purse............

If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
:)

Why R u undressing me wit ur eyes

Guys don't have a 'time of the month'
What's their excuse for being jerks?

~Secret Adimirer: a stalker with stationary~