Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now.

If man's best friend is "Dog" then ur definitely my "bi*ch"

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

Hating me won't make you pretty ...at all

You breathe oxygen too?! We have so much in common.

Love is like friendship.....with benefits

Boys say your
fit boys say your fine
nine months later
they say it anit mine

Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!