Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Guys and dipers should be changed often for the same dam reason!

    by Sara
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  • Secret admirer:
    a stalker with stationary.

    by modern day barbie
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  • Don't settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without

    by Samie
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  • With my eyes
    I conquered your heart
    With my hands
    I controllerd your body
    With my foot
    I shall KICK YOUR A**

    by Nissreen
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  • PiCK UP LiNE:
    iF U WERE A #6 AT MCD0NALDS,
    Y0U'D BE MCG0RGE0US..
    (thought that was cute)

    by JUSTiNA
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  • When I said I'd hit that
    I meant with my car.

    by Syndicate
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

    by ♥broken fairytales♥
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  • Life is sexually transmitted.

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

    by xx5OUL
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  • If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

    by Esther
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