Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Someday u may lose ur hair.

    u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

    But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

    coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

    by Nobia
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  • With my eyes
    I conquered your heart
    With my hands
    I controllerd your body
    With my foot
    I shall KICK YOUR A**

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  • My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

    by xx5OUL
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  • An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

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  • Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

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  • You know why I like to date really tall guys? Because they have to bend to kiss me!

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  • I don't see no forest! there are to many trees in the way!!

    by jaki
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  • Men Are Like A deck of cards....
    a heart to love them with
    a diamond to marry tbem with
    a club to beat them with
    and a spade to bury them with

    by LayC
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  • God created men first because u always need a rough draft before a masterpice.

    by LiNa
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  • I am not the girl ur mommy warned u about her imagination is not that good.

    by LiNa
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