Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way

I wanna be the girl you point at and say that's her

My world was black and white until the day you walked through m and into my heart.

I know you don't believe you mean this much to me me but i promise you that you do.

I WAS TALKING TO MY EX THE OTHER DAY AND I ASKED HIM "WATS UP???" AND HE SIMPLY SAID "MY D**K" LOL SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS

If you love something, set it free. Or criple it so it can't run away. :-P

Theres no love, like love from a cowboy.

I went over 2 my boyfriends house and there was a wet stain and a wet condem on his sheets and I said what the hell and he said it's not mine! I said who is it he said his bro. I told him hello you have no brothers and then he went uum I love you!

Sex is like summer. As soon as it starts to get good, it's over.

Women are like hurricames, first then they come in wet and wild and then they leave with your house and car!

They say the smartest people ask
alot of questions , but if there soo smart , then WHY THE F * C K ARE THEY ASKIng soo many qouestions

p.s -im not saying anyone is stupid if they ask questions , i just thought the qoute was funny ,

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me.

*not mine but i like it*