Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

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  • Someday u may lose ur hair.

    u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

    But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

    coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

    by Nobia
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  • I still miss my ex-boyfriend...

    But my aim is improving!

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  • When I said I'd hit that
    I meant with my car.

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  • 'I can resist everything, except temptation'

    by Hebe
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  • An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

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  • My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

    by xx5OUL
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  • I went over 2 my boyfriends house and there was a wet stain and a wet condem on his sheets and I said what the hell and he said it's not mine! I said who is it he said his bro. I told him hello you have no brothers and then he went uum I love you!

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  • A penny for your thoughts
    a nickle for a kiss
    a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
    imagine what i'd do for a quater

    --frm my lil sis (lol)

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