Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

I WAS TALKING TO MY EX THE OTHER DAY AND I ASKED HIM "WATS UP???" AND HE SIMPLY SAID "MY D**K" LOL SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS

Mexican word of da day-"Herpes"

....Me and my ruca ordered pizza.

I got mine piece and she
got herpes.

I still miss my ex-boyfriend...

But my aim is improving!

Pshh i didnt smack your face...i just high fived it!

If you love something, set it free. Or criple it so it can't run away. :-P

When I said I'd hit that
I meant with my car.

Roses are red
violets are blue
give me some vodka
and I'll make it thru

I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again!!

Dont hate me cause I am beautiful hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am beautiful!"