Roses are red
violets are blue
give me some vodka
and I'll make it thru

Admitting he hurt you is the 1st step, kicking his ass is the 2nd.

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

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When a guy broke up with you
Friends would say
"You deserve better"
Best friends would call the boy and say
"You will die in seven days."

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Dont hate me cause I am beautiful hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am beautiful!"

I told him I loved him.
The feelings were mutual...

he loved himself too!!

Guys and dipers should be changed often for the same dam reason!