Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way

Guys and dipers should be changed often for the same dam reason!

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

Friends will help you with your homework, Best Friends will laugh when you get Fs

My last boyfriend called me "Cute"
I smashed his face in with a hammer.

Now he's.... "Cute"

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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me.

*not mine but i like it*

What do u get when u cross a donkey with an onion?
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A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

hahaha
not mine