Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My last boyfriend called me "Cute"
    I smashed his face in with a hammer.

    Now he's.... "Cute"

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  • Jack and jill went up the hill
    to have a little fun
    stupid jill forgot the pill
    and now they have a son

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  • Behind every successfull man there's a woman cleaning up after him

    Behin every successfull woman there's a man who broke her heart

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  • I hate you..and then i love you it's like i want to throw you off the cliff the run to the bottom to catch you

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  • Of course the world doesnt revolve around me...many worlds do.

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  • Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches
    you're going to get or how long it will last

    -unknown

    by kelly
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  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

    by Jo
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  • You Know You Need A Boyfriend When Cartoon Characters Start Looking Amazingly Hot

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  • I Cried Because You Chose Her Over Me
    Then//I Laughed
    ;BeCaUsE
    s h e s u g l y =]]

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