If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you love something, set it free. Or criple it so it can't run away. :-P

With my eyes
I conquered your heart
With my hands
I controllerd your body
With my foot
I shall KICK YOUR A**

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches
you're going to get or how long it will last

-unknown

We're girls.
We don't say what we want,
but we reserve the right
to be pissed off if we don't get it.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i swear i can see myself in your jeans.

:D

My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."