You know it's love when you are walking down the hall in school, you see him, you look into his eyes, and then you trip over a garbage can in the middle of the hallway.

Don't settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without

U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)

Spontainious Romanticism....the art of getting a girl really horny by doing really sweet things...I guess that makes me Da vinci

PiCK UP LiNE:
iF U WERE A #6 AT MCD0NALDS,
Y0U'D BE MCG0RGE0US..
(thought that was cute)

'I can resist everything, except temptation'

We're girls.
We don't say what we want,
but we reserve the right
to be pissed off if we don't get it.

MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?

Friends will help you with your homework, Best Friends will laugh when you get Fs

Friends will pick up what you dropped, Best Friends will tell you you dropped it and keep walking:P