Love is for losers
and I guess I'm one of them

Secret admirer:
a stalker with stationary.

When I said I'd hit that
I meant with my car.

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

--frm my lil sis (lol)

What do u get when u cross a donkey with an onion?
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A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

hahaha
not mine

Go ahead, kiss her. I hope she bites your lip and you choke on the blood.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i swear i can see myself in your jeans.

:D

Boy: yeah i am in total control of you just admit it
girl: whatever
boy: i mean anyone can see that i wear the pants in the relationship
girl: ok well u may wear the pants but i control the zipper so who is in control now ?

actual conversation : )

Last night one tear dropped out of my eye, i asked it "why are you out?"..Then it said,"There is someone so beautiful in your eyes now there's no room for me."

I cant eat breakfast cuz im thinking of you,
I cant eat lunch cuz im thinking of you,
I cant eat dinner cuz im thinking of you,
And i cant go to bed cuz im hungry.