An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

Just like to share this little funny quote I saw :)

"Look at the keyboard ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

Safe sex is great sex.. Better wear a latex.. cuz you dont want the late text.. The "i think im late" text

Well he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend, but he didn't ask me not to be his girlfriend..

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i swear i can see myself in your jeans.

:D

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep