Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I wanna be the girl you point at and say that's her

    My world was black and white until the day you walked through m and into my heart.

    I know you don't believe you mean this much to me me but i promise you that you do.

    by Tiffany
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  • MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

    Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?

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  • Last night one tear dropped out of my eye, i asked it "why are you out?"..Then it said,"There is someone so beautiful in your eyes now there's no room for me."

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  • I ran up the door, and through the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, and all because you kissed me good night

    by sammie
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  • Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way

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  • Dont hate me cause I am beautiful hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am beautiful!"

    by SHoRTy
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  • Him: ah be quiet.
    Me: If i shut up u'll get bored.
    *long silents*
    Me: SEE I bet ur bored now!
    Him: ya ur right.

    *true convo.*

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  • To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

    by sammie
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  • Life is sexually transmitted.

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  • You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
    you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

    by Bugg
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