We're girls.
We don't say what we want,
but we reserve the right
to be pissed off if we don't get it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep

You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

Boy: yeah i am in total control of you just admit it
girl: whatever
boy: i mean anyone can see that i wear the pants in the relationship
girl: ok well u may wear the pants but i control the zipper so who is in control now ?

actual conversation : )

Last night one tear dropped out of my eye, i asked it "why are you out?"..Then it said,"There is someone so beautiful in your eyes now there's no room for me."

Spontainious Romanticism....the art of getting a girl really horny by doing really sweet things...I guess that makes me Da vinci

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I hate you..and then i love you it's like i want to throw you off the cliff the run to the bottom to catch you

They say the smartest people ask
alot of questions , but if there soo smart , then WHY THE F * C K ARE THEY ASKIng soo many qouestions

p.s -im not saying anyone is stupid if they ask questions , i just thought the qoute was funny ,

Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way