I offered my Honor,
She Honored my offer,
and all night long,
it was Honor and Offer... ;)

I ran up the door, and through the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, and all because you kissed me good night

Him: ah be quiet.
Me: If i shut up u'll get bored.
*long silents*
Me: SEE I bet ur bored now!
Him: ya ur right.

*true convo.*

To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

Just like to share this little funny quote I saw :)

"Look at the keyboard ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep