Always keep smiling.....

because thats the second best thing you can do with your lips (;

Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in!

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...STILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN??

You'll find most women look up to their men
But only because their normally taller

Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie.

My bf: when i grow up i wanna be just like you
me:but yr older then me!
my bf: yes...but im male...

hee hee...too cute...

I missed all of the signs because I was looking at the butterflies.
~me

.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND.