Well he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend, but he didn't ask me not to be his girlfriend..

It's not that i hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water. i would drink the water.

If I was a bird I'd shit on you :)

Don't Tell Me Who He Is dating.
She Has Got A Heart Break Coming.
i Am JUst Gonna Break Her Face First.

OHHH.... your dating my ex? I'm eating a sandwhich, you want those leftovers, too???

Close your eyes...
Make a wish...
Take a chance..
And i'll be there...
To pull down your pants

Saddy Q.

Sometimes I think you should put a condom on your head, because if you're gonna act like a d.ck, you might as well dress like one too.

When I saw you with that girl, that look you saw on my face wasn't jealousy. It was simply me trying not to laugh(:

Your so slow you cant even catch a parked car xD

There is a "lie" in believe,
"over" in lover,
"end" in friend,
and an "if" in life,
and after Monday and Tuesday
my calendar says W.T.F!