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I always have friends to turn to when guys act dumb. Their names are Ben and Jerry. |
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Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it! |
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An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit! |
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My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to. |
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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. |
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Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way |
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Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches...... |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep |
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Well he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend, but he didn't ask me not to be his girlfriend.. |