Behind every successfull man there's a woman cleaning up after him

Behin every successfull woman there's a man who broke her heart

It's not that i hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water. i would drink the water.

Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

I am not the girl ur mommy warned u about her imagination is not that good.

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

When scientists discover the center
of the universe, don't be surprised
when it isn't you

There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

Diamond ring-999$
Baby Phat outfit- 499$
Bra and panties- 30$
look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS