Lets run away together; sike I have asthma

I Think...
therefore I'm Single.

When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

I always have friends to turn to when guys act dumb. Their names are Ben and Jerry.

Dear girls: The sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girlfriend, the sooner I leave the rest of you alone. #Takeonefortheteam

Broke my heart once, shame on you
Broke my heart twice, maybe I’m a fool
But if you break it a third time, you’ll end up in hospital

Diamond ring-999$
Baby Phat outfit- 499$
Bra and panties- 30$
look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

Boys are like donuts sweet on the lips but straight to the hips

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!