The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

Im not stupid..

im just retardedly cool.

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

So I must admit. . .
I was kinda crazy after u broke my heart in millions of pieces. . .
But at least I aint as crazy as that skank u left me 4. . .

I wish I was a teddy bear sitting on your bed, so everytime you dreamnt of someone else, I could kick you in the head.

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

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I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

If You Don't Turn Around
& Look At Me Anytime Soon..
People Are Gonna Start Calling Me A
STALKER.

There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.