"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

Why is it that sexy women are prefered over smart women?
Because some men can see better then they can think.

~beautifully broken

''Always smile in the morning...
it makes people wonder
what you did last night"

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

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I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

I've been hurt before in the most sensitive parts
yeah, boys have balls, but girls have hearts

Roses are red
Violets are blue
AIDs are spreating
So watch who u screw.