Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • She spent her life crying, wondering why he never noticed her when she was right in front of him the whole time.

    Turns out he was longsighted.

    by Su
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  • Boy says---i don't see why you wear bras...you got nothin' to put in 'em...

    girl says- you wear pants don't you?

    by Cody
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  • To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

    by **Stupid_buTcuTe**
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  • The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

    by sammy
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  • Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

    Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

    by young rebel soulchild
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  • Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas sya...

    by Punkin
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  • ~*GuYs ArE LiKe SnOw StOrMs... YoU DoN't KnOw WhEn ThEiR GuNnA CoMe, HoW LoNg ThEiR GuNnA LaSt Or HoW MaNy iNcHeS yOuR gUnNa GeT....

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe
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  • Boys r like video games,
    its so exciting when u get a new one,
    but then when u get tired of them u want another 1.

    by madalina
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  • YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!i!
    S-U-C-K-E-R!i!

    lol well i thought i was funny..

    by Maggie Joseph
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  • There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

    by Lizzelbear
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