A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet

Maybe i didnt count on u breaking my heart but i bet you didnt count on someone else being there to put the peices back together

"Of course honey, i would love to spend the rest of my life with you, unless you die first."

Love is beauty,
love is bliss,
i only slept with you
because i was pissed

What's minnie without Mickey?
What's Tigger without Pooh?
What's Patrick without Spongebob?
What's me without you?

My knight and shining armor ended up to be some loser wrapped in aluminum foil.

Boys are like a deck of cards....
You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them and a Spade to bury the bastards!

If your heart is broken you'd be dead.

Remeber gurls, a man is like a deck of cards,
u need a heart to love him,
a diamond to marry him,
a club to smash is f**kin head in,
and a spade to burry him. x

She spent her life crying, wondering why he never noticed her when she was right in front of him the whole time.

Turns out he was longsighted.