"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

Boy says---i don't see why you wear bras...you got nothin' to put in 'em...

girl says- you wear pants don't you?

I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

Diamond ring-999$
Baby Phat outfit- 499$
Bra and panties- 30$
look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS

Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

(c) Copyright

Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas sya...

YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
YOU THOUGHT YOU MADE ME CRY
I GUESS YOU KNOW BY NOW
THAT EVERY PLAYA ISNT A GUY!

''Always smile in the morning...
it makes people wonder
what you did last night"

Her : repeat after me..
[[ i love you ]]

*^^ him : i love you too

..real convo (: