Im not stupid..

im just retardedly cool.

Never give up on something that makes you happy.

I just bought a new radio for my car.Its funny because when I say rock a rock song comes on.When I say rap a rap song comes on.But the other day a bunch of little kids ran in front of my car I yelled'f**king kids!A Michael Jackson song came on

YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
YOU THOUGHT YOU MADE ME CRY
I GUESS YOU KNOW BY NOW
THAT EVERY PLAYA ISNT A GUY!

Boys r like video games,
its so exciting when u get a new one,
but then when u get tired of them u want another 1.

Roses are red, The sky is blue, My bed is broken, But the floor will do, Galaxy is chocolate, Polo's a mint, I need a good F_(k, Do u get the hint?

haha well funni!

Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single
if you dont remember~it never happend

Did u just call me a b.i.tc.h...
well a b.i.t.c.h is a dog,and a dog barks,bark is on trees,and trees are apart of nature,and nature is beutifull...so thank you for the comment

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!