Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear

Why is it that sexy women are prefered over smart women?
Because some men can see better then they can think.

~beautifully broken

Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single
if you dont remember~it never happend

Men are like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them
A dimond to marry them
Aclub to bash thier heads in
And a spade to barry the body

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

Friends will help you when you fall, Best Friends will laugh and trip you again:)

She spent her life crying, wondering why he never noticed her when she was right in front of him the whole time.

Turns out he was longsighted.

Did u just call me a b.i.tc.h...
well a b.i.t.c.h is a dog,and a dog barks,bark is on trees,and trees are apart of nature,and nature is beutifull...so thank you for the comment

Children in the dark causes accidents,
accidents in the dark causes children.