Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

~*GuYs ArE LiKe SnOw StOrMs... YoU DoN't KnOw WhEn ThEiR GuNnA CoMe, HoW LoNg ThEiR GuNnA LaSt Or HoW MaNy iNcHeS yOuR gUnNa GeT....

You're single. Make the best of it.
It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone,
it means no one is good enough for you.

YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!i!
S-U-C-K-E-R!i!

lol well i thought i was funny..

A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

Friends will help you when you fall, Best Friends will laugh and trip you again:)

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

Mr. Right is coming. But his plane crashed in Africa and he's walking.

Boy: What if I said I loved you?
Girl: What if I said your an ass?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma...