I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

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I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

Ooh, you deleted me off Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What's next, you throw a Fruit Loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

If your heart is broken you'd be dead.

Boy: What if I said I loved you?
Girl: What if I said your an ass?

Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas sya...

Mr. Right is coming. But his plane crashed in Africa and he's walking.

Friends will help you when you fall, Best Friends will laugh and trip you again:)