"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back than it's meant to be. Otherwise, hunt it down and kill it."

Boy says---i don't see why you wear bras...you got nothin' to put in 'em...

girl says- you wear pants don't you?

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Paris Hilton

Easy Girls Open Their Legs...
Smart Girls Open Thier Minds...
And
Foolish Girls Open Their Hearts...

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

So I must admit. . .
I was kinda crazy after u broke my heart in millions of pieces. . .
But at least I aint as crazy as that skank u left me 4. . .

Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

Her : repeat after me..
[[ i love you ]]

*^^ him : i love you too

..real convo (:

If You Don't Turn Around
& Look At Me Anytime Soon..
People Are Gonna Start Calling Me A
STALKER.