My boy: Chris that song iz old
Me: Well so is ur mom but u still listen 2 her

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single

There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

What would you chose to love. . ?
a lawyer who defend your heart.
a doctor who cures your heart.
a teacher who teach your heart to love again.
or a garbage man who is willing to pick up your heart when someone throws it away.

She spent her life crying, wondering why he never noticed her when she was right in front of him the whole time.

Turns out he was longsighted.

I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

(c) Copyright

My ex girlfriend called me a pedophile..Pretty big word for an 8 year old.

''Always smile in the morning...
it makes people wonder
what you did last night"

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back than it's meant to be. Otherwise, hunt it down and kill it."