Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas sya...

Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!

Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here

My ex girlfriend called me a pedophile..Pretty big word for an 8 year old.

See this Ipod ? Hear the music ? It's the only thing that's keeping me from killing you right now .

The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

My boy: Chris that song iz old
Me: Well so is ur mom but u still listen 2 her

Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails...btch are you sure you're not made in China?