There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Paris Hilton

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

(c) Copyright

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!

I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

My knight and shining armor ended up to be some loser wrapped in aluminum foil.

YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!i!
S-U-C-K-E-R!i!

lol well i thought i was funny..

What's minnie without Mickey?
What's Tigger without Pooh?
What's Patrick without Spongebob?
What's me without you?

YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
YOU THOUGHT YOU MADE ME CRY
I GUESS YOU KNOW BY NOW
THAT EVERY PLAYA ISNT A GUY!