What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single

Ooh, you deleted me off Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What's next, you throw a Fruit Loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

I don't "stalk" I "investigate"

Havinqq your boyfriiendd brakee upp withh youu
& sayinqq you can still be friiends is likee yourr doqq dieinqq & your mom sayinqq you can still keep iit.[:

What would you chose to love. . ?
a lawyer who defend your heart.
a doctor who cures your heart.
a teacher who teach your heart to love again.
or a garbage man who is willing to pick up your heart when someone throws it away.

If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage, you are not girlfriend material.

A friend will bail you out of jail.....but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying "we rellie effed up"

B abe
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T otal
C ontrol of
H im, herself, her money,his money,chocolate, THE WORLD

Don't kiss at the corner
Don't kiss at the gate
Cuz love may be blind
But the neighbors aint!

~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao