To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

Friends will help you when you fall, Best Friends will laugh and trip you again:)

Men are like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them
A dimond to marry them
Aclub to bash thier heads in
And a spade to barry the body

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!

So I must admit. . .
I was kinda crazy after u broke my heart in millions of pieces. . .
But at least I aint as crazy as that skank u left me 4. . .

If The Girl I Am Now, Would Met The Girl I Was Back Then, She'd Kick My Ass.. These Are The Facts..

A dozen roses- $32
Dinner for two- $57
Hotel room at the Hilton- $320
The look on his face when she says she's on her period- PRICELESS

SAVE WATER
SHOWER WITH ME =]

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends." is like your dog dieing and your mom saying, "You can still keep it."