Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

The nice men
are ugly
THE Hansome men
are mean and
The nice and
handsome men r gay

Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

either way your geting screwed

i dont know if this is mine or not
but i love is ohh soo much !!!

Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a d i c k you might as well get dressed up.

7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!

I Don't Have A Boyfriend....But I Know A Guy That Would Get Mad At Me For Saying That

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

I missed all of the signs because I was looking at the butterflies.
~me