You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

My name is kaylee...remember that bc u'll be screaming it later. How u will be screaming it depends on whether i like u or not...lol

=p

If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

Written on a bathroom stall: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad.
Written below it: Go home mom, you're drunk.

When Life hands you lemons make lemonade or....................................................................... GRAB THE TEQUILA AND SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Now that\'s a motto 2 live by!*

Men are living proof that women can take a joke.

-Thought that was funny.(From a keychain)

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

Always remember
GIRLS=
SISTAS BEFORE MISTAS

BOYZ=
Bros Before h0es

I'm NOT the girl your mother warned you about; her imagination was never THIS good.

:)