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Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me. |
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When it comes to [ S E X ] all y0u realLy need is ChemiStRy & Cond0mS! |
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Some people have a way with words... while others.... erm... thingy |
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. |
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IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A B**CH SIMPLY REPLY: A B**CH HAS FOUR LEGS I HAVE TWO A B**CH SAYS RUFF RUFF AND I SAY F**K YOU |
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Men are living proof that women can take a joke. |
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I want the sk8ter clothes, and the sk8ter hair, i want the sk8ter who never says no to a dare. i'd rather have a punk instead of a thug or jock, i'd rather have him think about wat rails to ramp instead of wear hes gunna put his cock |
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I got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow |
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Alcohol isn't the answer, but it can make you forget the question. |
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In a world full of cheerios; i dare to be a fruit loop |