You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

A friend will bail you out of jail.....but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying "we rellie effed up"

Boys are like nail polish. you use them to make yourself look good till you get sick of them. then you find a different color and act like nothin ever happened.

Im all alone.
I wish you were here.
In my shower...
With the hot water running...
So i could show you my
WATER-PROOF WATCH!!!
-wat did you think you little pervert?!?!?!

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

Don't kiss at the corner
Don't kiss at the gate
Cuz love may be blind
But the neighbors aint!

~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

Men are living proof that women can take a joke.

-Thought that was funny.(From a keychain)

You know you've read enough yaoi when you say, "A girl and a guy?! Ew, that's DISGUSTING!"

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.