Dear Dads: If you ever catch your daughter making out... Rember these 7 words:
"I'm not afraid to go back to Jail!"

Babey hold me tight
you know i love you
(at least for the night)

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

The cost of a gift dosnt matter....unless ur the one buying lol

I'd let you ALmOsT drown in the pool just so i could pull u out n give you CPR;)

You have a cough? go home and take a whole box of ex-lax. tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough

Love is like da lottery, u hav 2 scratch a few loser 2 find da winner

I told him I loved him & the feelings were mutual...he loved himself too.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the Rainbow!?!?!

Forget falling in love... i wanna fall into chocolate!!!