Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

    by ~~Y0u w0nT c0mE T0 Kn0W~~
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  • Always remember
    GIRLS=
    SISTAS BEFORE MISTAS

    BOYZ=
    Bros Before h0es

    by åMbÈr
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  • What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
    Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

    by Takmypants
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  • If The Girl I Am Now, Would Met The Girl I Was Back Then, She'd Kick My Ass.. These Are The Facts..

    by RockPixie
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  • My heart is NOT your piñata!

    by Somber Esprit
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  • "all men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit"

    by Manda
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  • Is it bad to fall in love w/ your boyfriends dad??

    MY friend asked me this

    shes a nut!!

    by Chelsey
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  • Behind Every B*T*H Theres A Man Thats Made Her That Way!

    by xCezx
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  • Jack and Jill went up a hill to some some marijuana,
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill,"Do ya wanna?"
    Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun!
    Silly Jilly forgot her pill, and now they have a son!

    by im in P i E C E s
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  • Fruit Loops are gay Cheerios.

    by Jimmeh
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