Life is a bi*** because if it was easy; it would be you .

If The Girl I Am Now, Would Met The Girl I Was Back Then, She'd Kick My Ass.. These Are The Facts..

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains intice me.

Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king

He said: why do u wear a bra? you've got nothing to put in them...

she said: you wear pants dont you?

Your cookies are sweet,...
Your hams are tender,...
I love you because your
the opposite gender.

lOl....My boyfriend actually wrote this in my Valentine's Day Card this year.....

[[sexx at nightt]] iis so overrated. everyone knows most girls lose their virginity in the [[supply closet]]

From A Smile :)
To A Grin :D
To A Loveheart ("v")
To A Sin ;)

~FountainsOfBlood

Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
;]

~FountainsOfBlood