Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Jealously is a sick disease.
    Get better soon haters

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  • I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the Rainbow!?!?!

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  • Him: Why are you wearing a bra ? Not like you have anything to put in there...
    Her: You wear pants, don't you ?

    by Tanya
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  • " I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

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  • What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
    Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

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  • I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

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  • Don't kiss at the corner
    Don't kiss at the gate
    Cuz love may be blind
    But the neighbors aint!

    ~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

    by Sammi
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  • Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
    Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
    ;]

    ~FountainsOfBlood

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  • From A Smile :)
    To A Grin :D
    To A Loveheart ("v")
    To A Sin ;)

    ~FountainsOfBlood

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  • Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

    by Punkin
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