Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

B abe
I n
T otal
C ontrol of
H im, herself, her money,his money,chocolate, THE WORLD

I'd let you ALmOsT drown in the pool just so i could pull u out n give you CPR;)

Always remember
GIRLS=
SISTAS BEFORE MISTAS

BOYZ=
Bros Before h0es

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

From A Smile :)
To A Grin :D
To A Loveheart ("v")
To A Sin ;)

~FountainsOfBlood

" I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

You know you've read enough yaoi when you say, "A girl and a guy?! Ew, that's DISGUSTING!"

Jealously is a sick disease.
Get better soon haters

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.