I lost my ear virginity to a q-tip

-josh-

A dozen roses- $32
Dinner for two- $57
Hotel room at the Hilton- $320
The look on his face when she says she's on her period- PRICELESS

SAVE WATER
SHOWER WITH ME =]

Is it a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

I wasent kissing ur boyfreind....
i was sharing my chocolate
my mum always told me share.....

(good ol mum) :)

Boys are like nail polish. you use them to make yourself look good till you get sick of them. then you find a different color and act like nothin ever happened.

You know you've read enough yaoi when you say, "A girl and a guy?! Ew, that's DISGUSTING!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains intice me.

He said: why do u wear a bra? you've got nothing to put in them...

she said: you wear pants dont you?

Jealously is a sick disease.
Get better soon haters