" I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

I'd let you ALmOsT drown in the pool just so i could pull u out n give you CPR;)

You have a cough? go home and take a whole box of ex-lax. tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough

Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
;]

~FountainsOfBlood

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!!

You know why, right?

-Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop
-Chris Brown ran out of air
-J.Holiday suffocated

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Love...the best reason I've found to act completely stupid!

Love is like da lottery, u hav 2 scratch a few loser 2 find da winner

I told him I loved him & the feelings were mutual...he loved himself too.