" I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
;]

~FountainsOfBlood

My name is kaylee...remember that bc u'll be screaming it later. How u will be screaming it depends on whether i like u or not...lol

=p

Love...the best reason I've found to act completely stupid!

I'm NOT the girl your mother warned you about; her imagination was never THIS good.

:)

"Ive always been a lover not a fighter, condoms are cheaper then swords"

Your cookies are sweet,...
Your hams are tender,...
I love you because your
the opposite gender.

lOl....My boyfriend actually wrote this in my Valentine's Day Card this year.....

Having a guy break your heart and say "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "you can still keep it."

Him: Why are you wearing a bra ? Not like you have anything to put in there...
Her: You wear pants, don't you ?

From A Smile :)
To A Grin :D
To A Loveheart ("v")
To A Sin ;)

~FountainsOfBlood