-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!!

You know why, right?

-Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop
-Chris Brown ran out of air
-J.Holiday suffocated

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Yeah I was kinda sad when I saw him with another girl, but then i laughed because she was ugly.

Wear your
heart on your sleeve? How about
wear your heart on your cleavage,
guys look there more often.

I WISH I WAS A BIRD SO I CAN SHIT ON YOU.

Written on a bathroom stall: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad.
Written below it: Go home mom, you're drunk.

You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

I wish your name was homework...cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk right now

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

If your nice, you can call me sweety. If your sweet you can call me hunny. If your hot you can call me tonight. :)