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From A Smile :) |
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Don't kiss at the corner |
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Forget falling in love... i wanna fall into chocolate!!! |
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Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me. |
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If you can't find Mr.Right |
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"why date a jerk who'll barely look at you, when there are dorks who'll love you." |
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Alcohol isn't the answer, but it can make you forget the question. |
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.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao |
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-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!! |
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Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger. |