Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

A stranger stabs you in the front,
a friend stabs you in the back,
a boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
...but best friends poke each other with bendy straws

Life is a bi*** because if it was easy; it would be you .

Pick your poison. I did, Drugs never suited me, Booze never made it on the list, sex worked for a moment, then love stabbed me in the heart

Girl: Hey, wanna here a joke?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: I don't get it.
Girl: Ha! And You never will (;

Me and my boyfriend broke up over religious differences... He thought he was *God*, I didn't...