Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Don't kiss at the corner
    Don't kiss at the gate
    Cuz love may be blind
    But the neighbors aint!

    ~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

    by Sammi
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  • "why date a jerk who'll barely look at you, when there are dorks who'll love you."

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart
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  • Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me.

    by Kasie Morgan
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  • Im all alone.
    I wish you were here.
    In my shower...
    With the hot water running...
    So i could show you my
    WATER-PROOF WATCH!!!
    -wat did you think you little pervert?!?!?!

    by PoeticJustice
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  • Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

    by ~~Y0u w0nT c0mE T0 Kn0W~~
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  • SAVE WATER
    SHOWER WITH ME =]

    by Broken Hero
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  • Life is a bi*** because if it was easy; it would be you .

    by Nobody Knows
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  • " I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

    by Ms Johnstons Gurl forever 2009
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  • .::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

    by |[ThUg AnGeL 4LyF]|
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  • I want the sk8ter clothes, and the sk8ter hair, i want the sk8ter who never says no to a dare. i'd rather have a punk instead of a thug or jock, i'd rather have him think about wat rails to ramp instead of wear hes gunna put his cock

    by FAKE-is-the-new-trend
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