Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If you can't find Mr.Right
    try Mr.Right NOW :)

    by dishofjoyandcaramel
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  • What did you expect me to do sit around and wait for you, well i didnt I moved on fell in love again and im happy for the first time in along time and im not about to throw all of that away because you magically decide you want me now.

    by Tori
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  • "why date a jerk who'll barely look at you, when there are dorks who'll love you."

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart
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  • Me: How are you feeling today?
    Her: Fine.
    Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

    by Licentia
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  • Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm fcuking expensive.

    by Licentia
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  • LAST NITE I HUGGED MY PILLOW WHILE I DREAMT OF YOU SUMDAY I HOPE I'LL BE HUGGING U AND I'LL B DREAMING OF MY PILLOW :)

    by Jorga
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  • Remember the trees
    Remember the grass
    Remember me
    a pain in the ass!

    -Sarina-

    by sarina
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  • "~Guys ArE lIKe ToiLEts eiThER theIr takeN OR FulL Of SHit!~ "

    by stephanie
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  • This was said by a friend

    Boys hate the words DON'T and STOP unless u put them together ;)

    by Sara
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  • They call it falling in love cause in the end u go splat!!

    by -sadyellow-
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