"A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

not mine but its funny

Remember girls ; he doesn't need to undue your top to see a better view of your heart .

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other."
Kari - age 5
...haha just thought that was kinda cute

They call it falling in love cause in the end u go splat!!

WhAtS sPoNgEbOb WiThOuT pAtRiCk?
WhAtS pigLeT wiThOuT poOh?
WhAtS tOMmY wiThOuT cHuCkiE?
*WhAtS mEe WiThOUt You?*

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.

--Jack Nicholson

BoYz ArE lIkE tOiLeTs
ThEy ArE eItHeR oCcUpIeD
oR fUlL oF cRaP

Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much? cause girls have 4 lips and guys have 2 heads

You want a perfect girl, go buy a barbie doll