For the ex :)

"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

You can fall from the sky
you can fall from the tree
but the best way too fall
is in love wit me

Everyone is entitled to stupidity....but your abusing the privileage.

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND.

If you want me to fall for you you got to give me something to trip over

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

Why is it that when little kids have imaginary friends, its cute. But when Adults have them, its schizophrenia?

The nice men
are ugly
THE Hansome men
are mean and
The nice and
handsome men r gay