A good friend will commfort you when you get rejected...
A best friend will walk up to him and say. "its because your gay!, isnt it!?"

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
— Rodney Dangerfield

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

Roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in.

Of course women don't work as hard as men...
They get it right the first time!

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.

:D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars.

A girl talking to her boyfriend:
"I been thinking real hard and...."
Cuts her off: "No! Please don't do that!"
"I'm sorry, I have to"
"You can't! You have to stop thinking!! You might hurt yourself."

I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty."