**Guys are like port-o-potties. The good ones are taken and the bad ones are full of crap.**

-didn't make up-

You know your boyfriend is gay when he's prettier than you.

Why are men like clouds?

because as soon as they go away the world becomes a brighter place

Men are like toilets... all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap!

You want a perfect girl, go buy a barbie doll

BoYz ArE lIkE tOiLeTs
ThEy ArE eItHeR oCcUpIeD
oR fUlL oF cRaP

I love my boyfriend,
yes i do.
he's for me,
and not for u.
But if by chance u steal my place,
I'll take my fist and punch ur face. =]

~saw it on a shirt and luv it!~

"I Am" is one of the shortest sentence in the English language. "I Do" is the longest

Written on a church sign: You'll never get a busy signal on the prayer line to Heaven.
Written below it: Bullshit, they never answer.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
— Rodney Dangerfield