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I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up. |
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A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? |
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I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you. |
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Of course women don't work as hard as men... |
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"That's the problem with drinking, I thought. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget. If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate. And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen." |
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A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find? |
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Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much? cause girls have 4 lips and guys have 2 heads |
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Remember girls ; he doesn't need to undue your top to see a better view of your heart . |
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Like I told that nigga im like a broken xbox I dnt play no games |
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"I am tired of trusting people. Every time I did that, I got screwed, and I am currently sore from it". |