Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Your skinny jeans.$25...His Levis..$32..Your hello kitty screen tee.on sale $5.99..His hanes Tee...$7..you victoria secret bra and panty set.$32.his fruit of the loom boxers.$10, seeing them spread all over the floor next to the bed.Pricless!

    by Danna
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  • Save a heart, break a penis :]

    by rachyBBY
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  • 92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

    by hE cAlLs Me HiS oNlY aNgEl
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  • Can You Be My Night In Shining Armor?
    The Last One Turned Out To Be A Loser In Aluminum Foil!?!?!?

    by Lori
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  • *??*SoMe GuYs aRe pLaYeRs*??*
    *??*ThaSS a FacT*??*
    *??*DoNT FaLL iN LoVe*??*
    *??*JusT pLaY eM BacK*??*

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe
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  • Marrage is a three ring circus,engagment ring,wedding ring and suffering.

    by lisa
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  • A good friend will commfort you when you get rejected...
    A best friend will walk up to him and say. "its because your gay!, isnt it!?"

    by sheryl
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  • WEST TO THE WATER
    EAST TO THE LAND
    DEATH TO THE B*#TCH
    THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!!!

    by iluvu
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  • Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

    by MischieviousMya
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  • I suffer from C.R.S
    Can't Remeber Sh*t

    by heart broken
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