Written on a church sign: You'll never get a busy signal on the prayer line to Heaven.
Written below it: Bullshit, they never answer.

Children in the dark causes accidents, accidents in the dark causes children.

"I Am" is one of the shortest sentence in the English language. "I Do" is the longest

Marrage is a three ring circus,engagment ring,wedding ring and suffering.

"A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

not mine but its funny

I suffer from C.R.S
Can't Remeber Sh*t

*??*SoMe GuYs aRe pLaYeRs*??*
*??*ThaSS a FacT*??*
*??*DoNT FaLL iN LoVe*??*
*??*JusT pLaY eM BacK*??*

WEST TO THE WATER
EAST TO THE LAND
DEATH TO THE B*#TCH
THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!!!!!!

I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

Roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in.