Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • "My wife has 52 personaities, and 51 of them hate my guts"

    Tom Arnold on wife Rosanne

    by jess
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  • To all the females that think theyre fine....please girl I\'ll take yo man and still keep mine!

    by PoetsSecrets
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  • A girl talking to her boyfriend:
    "I been thinking real hard and...."
    Cuts her off: "No! Please don't do that!"
    "I'm sorry, I have to"
    "You can't! You have to stop thinking!! You might hurt yourself."

    by Barbara
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  • "A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

    not mine but its funny

    by Micaela
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  • If ur world is spinning round n round,
    Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
    Do u think its love?
    No,no its called high blood pressure..

    by Xx Alone in my Quandary xX
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  • Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

    im serious my ex told me this

    by mckayla
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  • I love him oh yes I do
    He's for me not for you
    And if by chance you take my place,
    I'll take my fist and smash your face.

    by Amanda
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  • PMS
    Pass My Shotgun

    by sammie
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  • There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
    a LION in the bed
    a MINK in the closet
    a MUSTANG in the garage
    and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

    by jazz
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  • "Dios hizo Adan, pero Eva lo hizo hombre"

    TV this morning*

    by PrincesaTJDA
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