:D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars.

Laying here in bed, thinking about all the mistakes I've made and all the people I've hurt really makes me wonder... If there's still milk in the fridge.

Some people say,
DONT FORGET ME.
Some says,
REMEMBER ME ALWAYS.
But I love my attitude and i say,
FORGET ME IF U CAN :p

Asks: What do you do if you see your ex running around in your front yard covered in blood screaming for help??
A: stay calm, reload, and aim better.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

Hacking cough, runny nose, burning fever, freezing toes, sore throat, throbbing head...I'm much to sick to get out of bed!

I love him, oh yes i do
he's for me not for you
and if by chance you take my place
i'll take my fist and break your face

If life's a waste of time, and time's a waste of life, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives.

Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.