Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Sex is like a joke....some people get it and some people dont.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart.

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

My boyfriend said this to me and I thought it was really had to think about it:
" If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
lol it was cute.And i;m slow so it took a while.

I love him oh yes I do
He's for me not for you
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.