Sex is like a hockey game you play between periods!

Candie's Sweet
You Are Fine
Break My Heart
Your Balls Are Mine

Boys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not very bright!!!

Sex is like a game of spades; if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!

I'm threw with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry, loving guys is such a sin. Hey, check out that guy, that just walked in!!

If i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?!

Party-Hardy
Rock 'n roll
Drink bacardi
Smoke a bowl
Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
Take a shot and f_ck some more

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

(am i drunk)

You Don't Understand,
To Be With You, I Tried
. . . . . . .
I Wish I Could Hate You,
But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

*do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?*

lmao